Post by noetsi on Aug 14, 2006 22:34:13 GMT -5
Its a strange world.
Government reaction to its own conclusion was....
because.....
So the machines dont detect anything but they continue to delay people because they "mitigate a variety of threats" (even though the agency making people do this has concluded they don't in fact do so) and somehow people taking off their shoes makes the screening process "more efficient and eliminates confusion."
I am sure the Marx brother or Camus would understand.
news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060815/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/terror_plot_security
Oops
I wonder if they saw the ending of Raiders of the Lost Ark by any chance.
news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060814/ts_nm/space_tapes_dc
X-ray machines that screen airline passengers' shoes cannot detect explosives, according to a Homeland Security Department report on aviation screening.
Government reaction to its own conclusion was....
Findings from the report, obtained by The Associated Press, did not stop the Transportation Security Administration from announcing Sunday that all airline passengers must remove their shoes and run them through X-ray machines before boarding commercial aircraft.
because.....
TSA spokeswoman Yolanda Clark said putting shoes on the X-ray machines makes the screening process more efficient and eliminates confusion. "We do not have a specific threat regarding shoes," Clark said. "In an abundance of caution we require all shoes to be removed and X-rayed to mitigate a variety of threats."
So the machines dont detect anything but they continue to delay people because they "mitigate a variety of threats" (even though the agency making people do this has concluded they don't in fact do so) and somehow people taking off their shoes makes the screening process "more efficient and eliminates confusion."
I am sure the Marx brother or Camus would understand.
news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060815/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/terror_plot_security
Oops
The U.S. government has misplaced the original recording of the first moon landing, including astronaut Neil Armstrong's famous "one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind," a NASA spokesman said on Monday.
"We haven't seen them for quite a while. We've been looking for over a year and they haven't turned up," Hautaloma said.
The material was held by the National Archives but returned to NASA sometime in the late 1970s, he said. "We're looking for paperwork to see where they last were," he said.
I wonder if they saw the ending of Raiders of the Lost Ark by any chance.
news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060814/ts_nm/space_tapes_dc